Hawcubite Lyrics

I teach an Englishman how not to bet
I make him perform
a sequence of nonsense actions
?I am clear, reliable and sober ...?
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all this in order
as I say
to detonate an h-bomb
right on top of his head
?This is fun!?
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it didn't work
so I left
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