Helen Hunt Lyrics

The first time I saw you was the day that I hit puberty,
Played a beautiful girl, shunned by society,
It wasn't your fault, you just smoked one laced dubie,
That after-school special made me want to never do PCP.

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts,
You stand and face the brunt of the twister of my burning want,
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.

I saw you naked in The Waterdance,
It was As Good As It Gets in my pants,
And for that I really want to thank you,
Your husband's name was Hank, right?, well my name is Hank too.
Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts,
You stand and face the brunt of the twister of my burning want,
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.

Once an ex-best friend of mine said he couldn't see,
How an old and ugly actress could mean so much to me.
Well a minute later looking down at him bleeding in the snow,
I asked him who was Best Comedy Actress four years in a row.

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts,
You stand and face the brunt of the twister of my burning want,

Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You.
Edward Spoonhand
Edward and Edwina Spoonhands
Have a pretty hard time of it
They can hardly eat cerea
And they can only type about three words a minute

But they both agree
It's not as bad as it could be
So they clack their big ol' fingers
And they sing a little song for you and me