Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah Lyrics

Hello Muddah hello Faddah here I am at Camp Granada camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivy he developed poison ivy you remember Lynerd Skynerd he got toi mang poisoning last night after dinner all the counselors hate the waiters and the lake has alligaters and the head coach wants no sissies so he reads to us from something called Ulysses now I don't want this to scare you but my bunk mate has malaria you remember Jeffery Harding? they're about to organize a searching party take me home oh muddah faddah take me home i hate granada dont leave me I'll end up for square or I might get eaten by a bear take me home I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day dearest Faddah darling Muddah hows my precious little bruddah let me come home if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me wait a minute it stopped hailing guys are swimming guys are sailing playing baseball gee thats better Muddah Fadduh kindly disreguard this letter