He's The One I Adore Lyrics

Finally got tracked down by the tabloids
They said "Now that your ex-wife is re-wed,
You must be so sad", I said "It's not bad,
We're through and I'm in love with Harry instead"

Fleur, you know it's not easy
You know the family's at war
No matter what happens -
He's the one I adore!

Ginny tried to give me bat-bogeys
I said "I'm sorry that your marriage is toast,
But it's plain to see, you were the wrong Weasley,
I always been the one that he'd missed the most"

Fleur, you know it's not easy
You know the family's at war
No matter what happens -
He's the one I adore!

Hermione claimed she was happy
She said "Now I know it wasn't my fault,
That our marriage was doomed", I said "Then I presume,
that you forgot that damn canary assault"

Fleur, you know it's not easy
You know the family's at war
No matter what happens -
He's the one I adore!

Telling our five children Harry's moving in
Setting up a place for us!
Last night he told me "Hey, Ron, just hold me,
I love you and I know that we'll get through this"

George sent us this weird kind of sex toy
Charlie says some dragons are gay
Mum wailed and cried, Percy sat by her side,
He told her Ginny'd find a new man someday

Fleur, you know it's not easy
You know the family's at war
No matter what happens -
He's the one I adore!

Dad is watching gay films on telly
Auntie Muriel told Bill I'm perverse
But I really don't care, I don't think she's all there
And me and Harry have been through a lot worse

Fleur, you know it's not easy
You know the family's at war
No matter what happens -
He's the one I adore!

No matter what happens -
He's the one I adore!