History Of The World, Part I Lyrics

I just hit the ground boy have I arrived

Tell the dinosaurs they just won't survive

So I fell and you just laughed

You think that I can't stand

To see me trip this way

You think I'm second hand



I have seen it all she's the only one

She belongs to me I'm the lonely one

Counting sheep and swatting flies

You think there's no more left

Talk is cheap how many lies

Sustain a single breath



Adam Chance and Zorro

Take them with a pinch of salt

Sad about tommorrow

Sorry but it's not my fault

While they were shooting at the moon

Somebody croaked and no one heard

But what's a sin or two

In the history of the world



Someone said to me why'd you play so loud?

What do you want from me

You corrupt the crowd

Miles of print you'd think

We thought of nothing else

There's more important things

Thank ink and decibels



Leave it to tommorrow

Corporal Clot and Stalingrad

There the ones to follow

There the ones that make me glad

No one alive and no one left

Nobody cares or ain't you heard

Looks like I'll take my dying breath

In the history of the world