Hogs Lyrics

some little kids like ponies some little kids like dogs mister threadgill's daughter likes a two thousand c.c. hog she loves that motorcycle she loves the sound she was sat in the saddle long before her feet could reach the ground mister threadgill and his daughter they ride with the local m.c. he tells them boys "you mess with her you're gonna answer to me" but they ain't never no trouble they all understand that mister threadgill's daughter was born with a crescent wrench in her hand an american made motor is another living thing she got that bike running smooth as her grandmother's singer sewing machine mister threadgill's daughter she sells auto parts for aluminum engines motorized shopping carts she don't like her job much that's why she's gonna leave going back to working on hogs 'cause they live and breathe mister threadgill's daughter is in love with a girl called beatrice an undergraduate cocktail waitress sometimes they get to fighting and they fight like cat and dog that's when mister threadgill's daughter goes to work on her hog an American made motor is another living thing she got that bike running smooth as her grandmother's singer sewing machine