Holding Hands in the Shower Lyrics

Got the wedding invites you couldn't send
Got my vagrant wife to attend
She didn't like the dress that I carefully pressed
She didn't like bridesmaid that I undressed

I've been as sick as a sweaty seal
who lost his tricks at the Jeopardy wheel
Why won't you just be real?
This is real
This is real

When I'm gone everything is fine
but in your arms I just want to die
When I'm gone everything is fine
but in your arms I just want to die
So make the face like we're having fun
Go on pretend that you're still the one
Yeah, make the face like we're having fun
Make the face

You look beautiful in the star
But the feeling's gone
But the feeling's gone

Everything looks pretty from afar
But the feeling's wrong
But the feeling's wrong

Now we're holding hands in the shower
But the feeling's gone
But the feeling's gone

I sense this is our final hour
'Cause the feeling's wrong
'Cause the feeling's all wrong

You wanna lip lock?
You wanna make it hot?
Get tongue-tied?
On a slip-n-slide?
You wanna talk a lot?
Make it steamy hot?
In a phone booth
We get tooth to tooth