House Of Wonders Lyrics

So there you are, your sittin there just kinda chillen
A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dillon
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I'm a change a few things around here and there
Start with your eyes, I pluck 'em both out your head
And pull your ballz out your sack and stick 'em there instead
Then I'll stab off your toes and stick 'em in your noes
And pull the hair out your head untill your skull shows
Yeah I'm excited. I gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your lips man they need to look right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fucken fat that your lip is draging on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it tellin what your all about
Set you up cuz now your ready. So open up the door
Cuz at the House of Wonders your the freak show

Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
Ah, ooh, ah, oh
Another freak show
From the jagalagalo (2x)

So there you are
Come on in chicky wow, ain't you a pretty?
I think I'll start with the silicone that's in your tity
I pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheek
So now you look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try to run chicky poo, I'm just gettin started
I beat your head in with the brick untill your half retarded
Remember the ugly girl you laughed at, at the prom?
Don't try to laugh now bitch you look like her mom
It came to Tuesday but it's starin at
I stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you fat
Then I strech your fucken lips and stick em in your ear
So all the evil shit you talk, only you can hear
I shave you bald and glue your tity on the top
Then I spin ya on your nipple until you drop
Hey, almost read Jump Steady? Open the door
Cuz at the House of Wonders your the freak show

Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
Ah, ooh, ah, oh
Another freak show
from the jagalagalo (2x)

(Mixed with chorus)
So there you are
Oh my God!