How Do You Slow This Thing Down? Lyrics

How do you slow this thing down?
How do you make this thing slow down?

We tried to brake
By saying: "must be some mistake!"
Problem unsolved
We said: "don't make me get involved!"

We tried to slow It down
By shrieking: "no, no, no!"
We tried to halt
By whimpering: "it's not my fault!"

It's not fair
We've tried all kinds of prayer
We've tried science
It sped up in defiance...