Humpty Dumpty Lyrics

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great, great fall,
And all the king's horses, and all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again, well,

Humpty Dumpty and Betty Louise, oh,
Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese,
And she said, "Humpty, baby, ah... take me... ooh yeah...
"Take me to the river, ah- 'cause I like the way it runs, yeah.
"Ah, take me to the river, oh,
"You know I like the way it runs, yeah..."


And he said, "Ah... ooh... everything's going my way."
He said, "Maybe it's my la-lucky day,"
I said, "Well, anything you want, I can give."
She said, "I wanna take your picture, mmm, just for me."
He said, "Anything." She said, "Up there... baby..."
"Na-na-na-na-na, get on a wall, babe."


Ah... so Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
And looked at her as he was falling,
And all the king's horses, an' all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again, well oh.


Hey, Betty Louise, hey, Betty Louise...
She said, "I like custard in the summer, honey."
Oh... yeah, what it takes to be queen,
Hey, what it takes to be queen,
Hee, oh what it takes to be, oh.