I C.A.N.T Lyrics

I love ya
I love ya, please stay
The problems we’re having are far too cliche
I wanna drink till my head feels light
You wanna have a baby with my underbite
And I moisturise every single night
I smell like a candle that you could just light
But I still look peachy and sunburnt
And nothing at all like that beautiful advert
And I can’t spell without the auto check
I forgot the ‘O’ in my name at the airport desk
Here’s something I won’t forget
Ch-ch-ch
Here’s something I can’t forget
I-C-A-N-T
I can’t be anyone but me
‘F’ you
Yeah fuck you
I’m not changing anytime soon

So did you know a sneeze is like a tiny orgasm
Did you know the best thing in your life probably hasn’t happened
Maybe when it does you’ll sneeze
Then you’ll have an orgasm as the best thing happens
Every time I see a red Hyundi Getz
I think its my best friend Ryley
I’ll lean out the window
Give him a big wave
The old lady in the Getz often waves back politely
I guess what I’m trying to say is don’t be a prick
Don’t change for the world just to make yourself fit
Don’t throw shit at a wall just to see if it stick
Someone tell Donald Trump to suck my

I-C-A-N-T
I can’t be anyone but me
‘F’ you
Yeah fuck you
I’m not changing anytime soon
I-C-A-N-T
I can’t be anyone but me
‘F’ you
Yeah fuck you
I’m not changing anytime

I don’t know how you got underneath my skin
My skin
Fuck
I don’t know how you got underneath my skin
My skin
Skin
Skin
Skin