I Don't Want To Play Football Lyrics

I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know

Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing