I Got A Wand Lyrics

I was living with my brother
Who wasn't really my brother, he was my cousin
But then on my eleventh birthday
I found out I was a wizard
And I went to Hogwarts
And I got a wand

And I met Hermione and Ron
And Hermione was really bossy
But I decided to save her
From the mountain troll with Ron
'Cause she was in the bathroom with the troll
'Cause Ron made her cry
And then I got boogers on my wand
And I got a wand

I'm a first year at Hogwarts
But I got a wand

I have an owl
But I got a wand

And I got a scar
But I got a wand

And Draco is really mean
But my wand is better, yeah
I got a wand

Filch almost caught us in the trophy room
And though I didn't use my wand
I ran really fast with my wand in my pocket
Which Moody would say was a danger to my buttocks
And I was really fast
'Cause of all my brother - I mean cousin's - chasing
But he doesn't have a wand
But I got a wand