I Was Raped By A Zombie Lyrics

Walking through the graveyard
just the other night
I was all alone now
I was in for a fright

I don't believe it
It won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
the mental strain on me

I went home to mama
and she said to me
She didn't believe it
so she beat on me

I don't believe it
it won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
the mental strain on me

I went to the police
they just stared at me
they didn't believe it
so they arrested me

I don't believe it
it won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
the mental strain on me

Now I am in jail
waiting for parole
because of a zombie
just another undead whore

I don't believe it
it won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
the mental strain on me