I Will Be Your Girlfriend Lyrics

I'm the gum on your shoesThe prostitute who rings your familyI'll take your breath awayYou crossed my path and you'll payAnd both your friends will laughI'm a person with a plan for youI'm a person who will wreck your confidenceI will be your namesakeI will be your headacheI will be your witsendI will be your girlfriendI'm the knee in your groinLook around you, no-one's noticedIt's trueI'm a person with a plan for youI'm a person who will wreck your confidenceI will be your namesakeI will be your headacheI will be your witsendI will be your girlfriendI'm the gum on your shoeI'm the knee in your groinI'm the fly in your soupI have the fruit of your loinSomehow I'll complicate your lifeand now you'll have to tell your wifeI'm a person with a plan for youI'm a person who will wreck your confidenceI will be your namesakeI will be your headacheI will be your witsendI will be your girlfriend