I'm a Better Anarchist Than You Lyrics

I don't drive a car 'cause they run on gas
But if I did it'd run on biomass
I ride a bike or sometimes a skateboard
So fuck off all you drivers and your yuppie whores
Sitting all day in the traffic queues,
I'm a better anarchist than you

I don't eat meat; I just live on moldy chives
Or the donuts that I found in last week's dumpster dives
Look you people in that restaurant, I think you are so sad
When you could've been eating bagels like the ones that I just had
I think it is a shame all the bourgeois things you do,
I'm a better anarchist than you

I don't wear leather and I like my clothes in black
And I made a really cool hammock from a moldy coffee sack
I like to hop on freight trains, I think that is so cool
It's so much funner doing this than being stuck in school
I can't believe you're wearing those brand new shiny shoes,
I'm a better anarchist than you

I don't have sex and there will be no sequel
Because heterosexual relationships are inherently unequal
I'll just keep on moshing to Rancid and The Clash
Until there are no differences in gender, race or class
All you brainwashed breeders, you just haven't got a clue,
I'm a better anarchist than you

I am not a pacifist, I like throwing bricks
And when the cops have caught me and I've taken a few licks
I always feel lucky if I get a bloody nose
'Cause I feel so militant and everybody knows
By the time the riot is all through,
I'm a better anarchist than you

I don't believe in leaders; I think consensus is the key
I don't believe in stupid notions like representative democracy
Whether or not it works, I know it is the case
That only direct action can save the human race
So when I see you in your voting booths then I know it's true,
I'm a better anarchist than you,
I'm a better anarchist than you