I'm a Knight Lyrics

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight!

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
We fight by day and when it's not so bright!
We're not so bright...

We like to beat and chop
And stab our wicked enemy
But all the time we try
To stick to rules of chivalry

Rule one: We have to do great deeds
For some great lady fair!
I'd write poems
I would joust
And I would fight a bear!
Well, maybe a teddy bear...

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight!

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
We charge ahead, but never left or right!
We're never right...

Rule two: We have to practise
In the noble art of war
Battle for our king and country
That's what knights are for!

And if there is no war to fight
A-hunting we shall go
We hunt for deer and rabbits too
As long as they are slow...

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight!

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
We are fighters and our armour's always tight!
And these swords aren't light...

Rule three: We aim to capture
Other knights alive
Their families pay us lots of dosh
So long as they survive!

We act like gentlemen
And only fight with other gents
A real knight, he would never
Fight against peasants!

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight!

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
When we go to war we're such a pleasant sight!
We are a sight...!