I'm Illegal Lyrics

I'm afraid walking down the street holding hands with my girlfriend that some cop is gonna arrest me (uh, excuse me ladies) sometimes i think I've even done something wrong invite me in show me around make me feel safe I am illegal I'm nearly gone I have this vivid memory of being in a boat with a friend I was 11 I said girls can't get married to each other I remember thinking how fucked up that was you say you have a ban on affection did I hear you right? what do you think cuz I'm not sure whether I didn't get that job (we hired someone else) because my hair's parted on the wrong side or because I'm a flaming s&m rubber dyke (whack!)