I'm So Postmodern's Cute Nerdy Sister Lyrics

I'm so postmodern I refuse to play this song live, instead I play "Creep" by Radiohead.

I'm so postmodern I put glad wrap on the toilet, poke it full of holes, and gate-crash show and tells.

I'm so postmodern that I remembered your birthday, reported you missing and told the police to bake a cake.

I'm so postmodern I held a MacGyver-themed party, put up an arsenal of craft weaponry and mucked up the revolution.

I'm so postmodern I created a superhero, Captain Maracas, saving the world through percussion.


I'm so postmodern that I went bushwalking through a camping store, gaffer-taped to a Christmas tree.


I'm so postmodern I bought my own skywriting bi-plane and crashed accidentally by writing a suicide note.


I'm so postmodern that I laminate pancakes, stir fry iced Vovo's and spread cruskit propaganda.


I'm so postmodern I wore a hyper-color wedding dress, it was bad luck when I saw myself.


I'm so postmodern I adapted a book into a movie, 41 hours of my Nan reading the book.


I'm so postmodern I had a dream about ????, woke up and wrote "yesterday" entirely in spoons.


I'm so postmodern that it's one nod for yes, two nods for no, and three nods I'm ???.


I'm so postmodern I prefer beer from a cask, spirits from a carnie, and powdered-wine sandwiches.


I'm so postmodern that I travelled back to 20 BC and told them about Google and now it's called "Google It"


I'm so postmodern I designed a talking Mr T. tea towel...
DRY THE FOOL!


I'm so postmodern that I had myself re-christened, invited only my ex-girlfriends, it was ok.


I'm so postmodern that I re-wrote Hamlet entirely from Simpsons quotes and facts that inter??
(Worst lyric ever)






There's more, but it gets confusing...