IN THE GARDEN Lyrics

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
LISTENING TO THE NEW “HYPE-PARADE”
FROM YOU FAVORITE SO-CALLED “BAND”
HUNGRY FOR SOME PROVOCATION PLANS

AND YOU CAN WAIT FOR…
WHAT YOU WON'T GET HERE
THIS IS A LOVE SONG
WE ARE THE BYRDS,
AND SO ON…

WE'RE SITTING IN THIS GREENY GARDEN
BRAINSTORMING FOR SOME NEW LYRICS
SURROUNDED BY THAT STUPID DOG
GRASSHOPPERS AND BOMBYXES

THIS IS A POP SONG
WE ARE THE BEATLES
AND SO ON…

IT' SO SAD AND COMMON
TALKING ABOUT SEX AND RELIGION
ABOUT POLITICS AND DESTRUCTION
YEAH. HERE. TODAY. WE LIKE THE SUN!

AND WE ARE DANCING AROUND THE FLOWERS
WITH ALL THESE BIRDS IN THE SUNNY SKY
THEY ARE SINGING FOR THE NEW FREEDOM
THE NEW FREEDOM IN THE OLD SODOME

THIS IS A CANDY
WE ARE FRANKIE, JOHNNY B. GOOD, FUN DIVISION, AND BAND AIDS,
AND WE FUCK MUM, DAD, YOU AND SO ON…