In The Middle There Lyrics

It was a dark, depressing party â??til she came into the room
She wore a neon-colored vinyl skirt that brightened up my view
There was a mutual attraction of a woman and a man
But it was me who had the growing situation on his hands

So I just stood there in the middle there
Yeah ooh yeah

She moved a little closer
I felt my blood begin to rise
I saw that she was coming over by that look inside her eyes

So I just stood there in the middle there
Yeah ooh
I just stood there in the middle there

Chorus
I just stood there in the middle
Wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up the rising thoughts of times to come â?? my future plans
And all the while she stood there staring, glaring down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see

So I cursed at Mother Nature for making me look like such a jerk
I thought of sticks and bricks and pushing pins but nothing seemed to work
And then with the prettiest of smiles she walked up and said hello
And then I watched as her eyes gazed down on me below

So I just stood there in the middle there
Yeah ooh
I just stood there in the middle there

Chorus

One... Two... Three

2 x Chorus

Well I stood there in the middle there
Yeah I've stood there in the middle there
Yeah I've stood there in the middle there
Yeah I've stood there in the middle there...