Interlude 1 Lyrics

Oh now what are you children still doing up?
Santa Claus is coming soon with all your presents
You know how that song goes:
"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake"
Well if you're not asleep when he arrives
He's going to turn right around and leave

With all our presents?
Oh grandma, that's shady!
We can't sleep, we're too excited
Plus we're all hopped up on the
cookies, candy and hot cocoa you gave us
Yeah grandma thanks to you all we're
gonna get for Christmas this year is diabetes!

Oh that's not true
Now, I know hot to put you children to sleep

Put brandy in our juice boxes?

No

Make us watch Drag Race season 7 again?

No
I'll play you a pretty song
By an even prettier lady
Now close your eyes and listen to this...