It was moldy KFC Lyrics

REFRAIN:

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my fridge
And I saw some KFC

Take it off the top rack
Open it up
Take a quick sniff
Dang it's getting' old
Pulled tears from my eyes, yeah
It was moldy KFC

STROPHE 1:

It was in the fridge now it's gon' be
in garbage
Can't even remember the freaking
time that I bought this
Last week or some time in August
Now I think it's alive (Just eat me)

Smell got to my brain, now I can't think
I think it talked to me, am I just crazy?
Cuz I can still smell it in air
The green blob of slime with a
couple little hairs

This biscuit, this roll
Potatoes no more
If I eat them, I'll puke
But they still look so good

REFRAIN:

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my fridge
And I saw some KFC

Take it off the top rack
Open it up
Take a quick stiff
Dang it's getting' old
Pulled tears from my eyes, yeah
It was moldy KFC

STROPHE 2:

And when I open up the fridge it
goes back when I turn around
why the heck is it appearing on
the second shelf?
It looks so old and moldy but gosh
dang I can't resist
Oh my god, why did I eat this?

Didn't listen to my conscious,
so I guess I got my payback.
On my bathroom floor I'm thinking
all about my mishap
Shh! Be quiet it's talking again
(Eat some more of me!)
I think it's coming from the trash

It only happens everytime that
I'm alone
And now I'm chicken, and I'm wishin'
it'd get out my home
But now I'm having nightmares
And daydreams about the food
That stupid food

REFRAIN:

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my fridge
And I saw some KFC

Take it off the top rack
Open it up
Take a quick stiff
Dang it's getting' old
Pulled tears from my eyes, yeah
It was moldy KFC

STROPHE 3:

If you've ever had KFC put your
hands up
If you've ever eaten taters put
your hands
Have you ever eaten mold because
it talked to you just like me?
(r1x)
And now they're back again and you just
wish that they could leave you alone

If you ever loved somebody put
your hands up.
And now they're gone and you wish you
could give them everything.

REFRAIN:

I was thinking about pork
Thinking about beef
Thinking about fish
What I'm gonna eat
Open up my eyes
And it was only just a dream

And I was thinkin about pork
thinking about beef thinking about fish
And what im gonna eat
Open up my eyes
And it was only just a dream