It's Artastic! Lyrics

If I made a flying painting, you would probably try to kill me.

Is this a case of indecision, or just a lack of comprehension?



Dusting jet planes off,

Distrusting numbers,

Impaling screwdrivers in a cucumber



I will often dillydally, keeping notes while I am shaving,

My religion is my first love, it exists on tire changing



Dialing telephones,

Eating carpets,

Jumping on a comb,

Electric Eeling



Driving over English muffins, it would make me oh so happy,

Jumping off the Eiffel tower is bound to make you lots of money.



Building two-by-four religious temples,

Reviving dinosaurs,

Submitting tables