It's Bigger on the Inside Lyrics

Hello, boys and girls.

I am the Doctor, but not the kind that gives you medicine.

I've traveled throughout time and space just to please the human race.

So let's not dillydally; let's begin.

Now, this thing you see here, it is my TARDIS, and with it we shall get this party started.

Time And Relative Dimension In Space, it's quite an invention.

Some call it the Doctor's Wife.

Excuse me while I slip inside.



You know, it's bigger on the inside.

It's bigger on the inside.

Once you've felt it inside, I'm sure that you'll agree.

It's bigger on the inside, but don't take it from me.

Once you've felt it inside, you will see.



An evil nemesis we call the Master baits me into all kinds of disaster.

On Gallifrey, or so I'm told, he gazed into a gaping hole, and ever since he's been an awful bastard.

And then, of course, we've got the Cybermen.

I hope I never see those things again.

Who knows what they're packin' there in their silver underwear?

When you see them, you should vacate.

Your ass they wish to 'simulate!'



You know, it's bigger on the inside.

It's bigger on the inside.

Once you've felt it inside, I'm sure that you'll agree.

It's bigger on the inside, but don't take it from me.

Once you've felt it inside, you will see.



And pray you don't see any Weeping Angels, 'cause though it seems that they are made of stone, they're quantum locked.

And in a wink, if you turn your head or blink, they'll get to you and chill you to the bone... r.

Those moving buckets there, they are the Daleks.

They whine so much, you'd swear that they have colic.

It's, "Destroy and exterminate."

I think I know why they're irate.

If they make it to the second floor, I'll show then what that plunger's for!



You know, it's bigger on the inside.

It's bigger on the inside.

Once you've felt it inside, I'm sure that you'll agree.

It's bigger on the inside, but don't take it from me.

Once you've felt it inside, you will see.



They're asking, "Doctor who...?"

What they should ask is "How?"

I am so very well-endowed.

I must admit, it's rather long.

If you think I mean my scarf, you're wrong!

You bloody pervs.

I meant this song.



So if you think you'd like a sonic screw... driver like I'm holding in my hand, you will have to let me in.

Don't worry, child, it's not a sin.

Hold onto my temporal drive.

I'll take you for an epic ride!



You know, it's bigger on the inside.

It's bigger on the inside.

Once you've felt it inside, I'm sure that you'll agree.

It's bigger on the inside, but don't take it from me.

Ask Amy Pond.

Once you've felt it inside, you will see.