Jack Beats Jim Leads Lyrics

A1:
I knew this guy his name was Jim
I wish just anyone would have told him
To keep his fingers from Jacks car
'cause Jack mend that his car was very rare
I knew this guy his name was Jim
I wish Jack that hadn' mean to him
'cause to smash Jim's head through a window
Was an overreaction that could cause death some day

Chorus:
I can't receive her
What to do what to say
Depends on the day

A2:
Jack had a date at five o'clock
He didn't want to give her a shock
'Cause Jims head was pretty deform
And the blood pool around him was enormous
No doubt that Jim was dead
'cause everything in the room was pretty red
The date arrived and she passed out
Jack ended up in prison with his mama who wasn't proud

Chorus:
I can't receive her
What to do what to say
Depends on the day

C:
C'mon?

Chorus:
I can't receive her
What to do what to say
Depends on the day