Jail Lyrics

I keep going on dates but only the bad ones
So I don't wanna commit, don’t help that he’s handsome
Got sweaty hands, greasy hair, questionable morals
There won't be a second date for no amount of dollars

Oh, I have tried to leave
You can't let it be
You need a reason why? So I lie

I’m in jail, they denied me bail
After that I’ll be a nun
That’s probably more fun
Take the hint babe we are done

Why is it hard to find someone normal
Someone who‘s ego isn't enormous
But whatever I try, every date is a surprise
And really not the kind that I would like

Oh, I have tried to leave
You can't let it be
You need a reason why? So I lie

I’m in jail, they denied me bail
After that I’ll be a nun
That’s probably more fun
And I got chicken pox
Don’t touch, I itch a lot
And I need to learn guitar
‘Cause one day I’ll be a star
Take the hint babe au revoir