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What do they think of us in Japan-pan It?s probably good, what they think in Japan-pan Ricky had a hit with his chiqui-bon-bon And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton-ton (Stupid! Hong Kong is in China!) It doesn?t matter, we had a hit with ****ing Gasolina* ****ing Gasolina was a bigger hit there than in Carolina And we gave it to them bland, without vaseline And we gave it to them bland, without margarine We gave it to them bland, real bland I?ll take the Chinese girl umbrella and all I put her on my wagon And I take her on a ride on top of the bonsai After that we stop in Shangai to eat chicken-patai (Stupid! That?s Thai!) It doesn?t matter ? Thai, Chinese or Japanese They?re all the same, they all speak backwards They?re all the same, they all speak gibberish They have squinted eyes and they eat sitting down Without shoes, they sit down to eat cat soup And if there?s no cat on their plates, they eat a dog shish-ke-bob (Dog meat has a lot, a lot of ilon!) A lot of iron? (A lot of ilon!) Iron? (Ilon!) Iron? (Ilon!) What do they think of us in Japan-pan It?s probably good, what they think in Japan-pan Ricky had a hit with his chiqui-bon-bon And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton-ton (Stupid! Hong Kong is in China!) It doesn?t matter, we had a hit with ****ing Gasolina ****ing Gasolina was a bigger hit there than in Carolina And we gave it to them bland, without vaseline And we gave it to them bland, without margarine We gave it to them bland, real bland What I know is that they are hard-core in acrobats In ping-pong and in gymnastics They also have invented Everything that?s sold in a pharmacy And when you do them a favor They bow their heads without saying thank you (That is part of our cultule!) Your culture? (Our cultule!) Your culture? (Stupid, what is your ploblem?) (In Puerto Rico they speak wrong too!) (Plus, in Puerto Rico they are dummies!) (They?re not astute! We in Japan are?) (Mathematicians, algebraic, calculus, pre-calculus, supercalculus!) (Well, that is what I calculate!) Fine, but in Puerto Rico there is more butt and more ***! More muscle and more thigh? In Japan what there is is no ****ing *** You Japanese are like Picu chicken** Yellow and fleshy Man, you?ve got zero, capicu!*** Now where is your calculus? (Fine, but in Japan we know karate!) That doesn?t matter, in Puerto Rico we?ll hit you with a bat (I want to eat rice! Flied rice!) What do they think of us in Japan-pan It?s probably good, what they think in Japan-pan Ricky had a hit with his chiqui-bon-bon And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton-ton (Stupid! Hong Kong is in China!) It doesn?t matter, we had a hit with ****ing Gasolina ****ing Gasolina was a bigger hit there than in Carolina And we gave it to them bland, without vaseline And we gave it to them bland, without margarine We gave it to them bland, real bland? *Gasolina as in the song by Daddy Yankee **Pollo picu is a type of chicken in Puerto Rico ***Capicu is a dominoe term, it's a form of winning the game