Java Junkie Lyrics

I like a caramel cappuccino with a double shot of jo And a white chocolate mocha, make that one to go See, I'm a coffee connoisseur, a Dali lama of latte A genuine java junkie every hour of the day Columbia and Kenya, Ethiopia, Peru They all make a fine roast, the French do too Cubans drink it sweet, the Turkish drink it strong Me, I just drink it, all day long. Most drink it for breakfast, some after they dine Guess they just don't know you can drink it anytime Pre-brunch, post-lunch, afternoon tea Perfect coffee breaks if you're asking me I like to brew a pot before the lights go out Some say it keeps me up, I say it helps, no doubt Now, some of you are thinking it's gonna make me sick That I should switch to decaf as though that would do the trick But I've learned a thing or two in my 30-something years, Life is short so stay awake before it disappears And if that means that I should drink an extra cup of Joe Well sign me up, fill my cup, let it overflow It's more than just a beverage; it's better than a drug It's like an old best friend who greets you with a hug