Jeremiah Lyrics

Jeremiah is no liar; he's devoted to the game.
He A's and B's Selects and Starts like you've never seen.
To you it's just a simple hobby, us, a way of life
And you had better be okay with that if you're his wife.

Jeremiah, he's the best.
He gives the ladies what they need.
He gives his friends all his time.
He gives his money, and shares his Nintendo.

The secret Hamburger Helper recipe was lost
We decided long ago to bury it in Moss Man
Mining picks will find gold that is lost
But only under toilets in Jeremiah's house.

Jeremiah, he's the best.
He gives the ladies what they need.
He gives his friends all his time.
He gives his money, and shares his Nintendo.

He's magic.
Magic with a capital P.
For Transformer.

So stick that in your Wheaties, Jeremiah!

Jeremiah, he's the best.
He gives the ladies what they need.
He gives his friends all his time.
He gives his money, and shares his Nintendo.