Jerk Offs And Fuck Ups Lyrics

Verse 1:

What is angst?

Is angst the face that we make when we're faced with mistakes,

And the breaks in the path leave us shaking with wrath,

And the math doesn't add up to achievement.

I see fit to rip my ambitions to pieces,

With eagerness, let it all get to my head,

I break youthful spirit like Jesus broke bread.

I'm a dead man, if judging by the contents

Of my bed pan, that shits nasty,

An intense stench that causes

My attendants to impassively walk

Right past me, with tears in their eyes,

Like they couldn't handle a quick glance

At my upturned insides.



Chorus:

Stop now son, looks like you've done it again,

Blocked out suns, alienated your friends,

Set the tables, then you turn 'em,

Build bridges, then you burn 'em

You'd like to make ends meet, than lets meet ends.



Verse 2:

My parents wish I would get off my lazy ass sometimes,

Some people wish I were a little more on task sometimes,

But I'm effortlessly indifferent,

Endlessly proficient,

With a tongue resembling a loaded gun,

And tons of ammunition.

Time wasting, clock puncher,

Mind racing, cock muncher,

Couch potato with a new layer of freshly peeled skin,

I could get up, but that'd mean letting the real world win.

And they're all fucked up,

Suit and tie wearing apes,

Sipping coffee as they wake,

With shock and disgust that they fake

On their face when they see

Another murder or rape in the paper.

Oh god! Never seen that one before,

I need something new to lament

Cyclically cynical, sickly sickle cells

Prototypical, unspoken desires

Beneath messages subliminal.



Chorus:

Stop now son, looks like you've done it again,

Blocked out suns, alienated your friends,

Set the tables, then you turn 'em,

Build bridges, then you burn 'em

You'd like to make ends meet, than lets meet ends.



Verse 3



Parents just wanting me to work not giving a fuck

just telling me to get out the house and do something

not giving fuck just saying ur to lazy u

need to do something with ur life

and i am but i say ur right i am a lazy ass

but im awaiting the end for all this bullshit to

be over and us in the soil six feet under just wonderin

what the fuck did i do with my life and i realize

that i was just a nother mother fucker

thats on the path of enlightenment

we dont want the real world to end

if it doesnt end now ill realize that ive been a lazy

fuck all my life and people will just see me as a fuck up

but im not im just an insect looking to grow

into something that im told to be

thats not me im just going to live life and when it

ends ill be ready seige the darkness



Chorus:

Stop now son, looks like you've done it again,

Blocked out suns, alienated your friends,

Set the tables, then you turn 'em,

Build bridges, then you burn 'em

You'd like to make ends meet, than lets meet ends.



Verse 4:

mouth agape, eyes locked straight

everyone telling me im as lazy as a fatass ape.

its 4 oclock and i just woke up

dont wanna get out of bed,

dont wanna take bus

to the land of opportunity and the place of desire

fuck you bitch, i dont wanna get hired

at some job where i all i do is get pushed and beat

i just wanna stay at home and jerk my own meat

if you know what i mean

ha ha, real funny, a clever pun

most productive thing i have done since ive seen the sun

because of

another day wasted,

another bit of agnst tasted

another click of the remote to leave me brainless

another look of dr phil or some other piece of shit

where all they say is do this and this

well ill do that if you insist,

wait, fuck you i aint no bitch.

call it my own form of rebellion if you must

like che chevera, ghandi or saint augustus

in conclusion i just got one last thing to say

fuck you bitches, this is how i spend my days



Chorus:

Stop now son, looks like you've done it again,

Blocked out suns, alienated your friends,

Set the tables, then you turn 'em,

Build bridges, then you burn 'em

You'd like to make ends meet, than lets meet ends