Jesus Lyrics

I thought I saw Jesus on a tram

I asked him ‘Are you Jesus?'

And he told me 'Yes I am'

I asked him where he's going'

He just looked at me and frowned

He said ‘None o'your fuckin' business, man'

And took of in a town



And I saw Jesus on a tram

I guess he must've lost his car this morning

In a traffic jam

He walked away and everybody

Turned and took a bow

They say he can walk on water too

But he didn't anyhow



And I thought I saw Elvis on a tram

I asked him ‘Are you Elvis?'

He said ‘No I'm Jesus, man'

He said ‘I did do sing once

And I even used his name

But now I've changed it back to Jesus

And I guess it's just the same



And I saw Jesus on a tram

I guess he must've lost his car this morning

In a traffic jam

He walked into the empty streets

And left me quite confused

Cause they say he can walk on water too

But somehow he refused



and I thought I saw Jesus in a car

He said ‘I am not Jesus'

And I told him ‘yes you are'

I said ‘You fooled me twice

And you're not getting me this time

You know, you're Jesus or you're Elvis

And either way it's fine'



And I saw Jesus in a car

He said he used to walk on water

Didn't get him véry far

He used to be a wise man

And he had some things to say

Now he's just cruising his convertible

And going his own way



I saw Jesus in a car

You know I checked both of his hand palms

And I didn't see no scar

so no cross and no apostles

Not a wise man or a star

They say he used to walk on water

He used to walk on water yeah

He used to walk on water

It didn't get him

It didn't get him very far