John Lennon vs. Bill O' Reilly Lyrics

John Lennon
Help, you're making my ears bleed you need a muzzle
Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour
Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me and your face looks like a shit I took high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick.

Bill O' Reilly
You fucking long hair, living in your yellow submarine. Well, you're about to get sunk, by the right wing, political machine!
Stop your presses Lennon, you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly
When it comes to squashing Limeys I come recommended highly!
You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison
You're Paul McCartney's b***h, with less talent than Ringo
And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick, then Yoko Ono's.

John Lennon
Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up,
Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE f**k UP?

Bill O'Reilly
Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle.
Don't tell me to shut the f**k up, that's how I survive,
Now here's Sting, what? f**k it, we'll do it live!