Julida Lyrics

I'm sure you've heard of our gal Julida She has more boyfriends than Sal or Ida Here is one fella who wants to tell ya About Julida, Tony sing, please do I met Julida one fine September She said the words that make me surrender Oh my Julida, Oh my Julida I'm gonna marry you really I will do....YEA-- Now that you've heard from one whose name is Tony Let's ask someone else who's quite lonely Come over here now Isadore, sing it sweetly Come on now, Izzie, sing it just for me My name is Isadore and I like bagels I own a clothing store with lots of sable She is Julida, she calls me honey But she only loves me when I've got some money Julida's a bitch! Now that you've heard from Tony and Isadore Let's ask someone to tell us just a little more Come on now, Percival, sing it sweetly Come on now, Percy, sing it for me I get so mad that honestly I could press a grape To think that Julida has all those other mates But I guess I'll give her a knife, and a chicken heart And maybe she'll understand, I've got to be her hand I want her hand I want her hand Hey...........Julida