King Kong Song Lyrics

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
That's how my daily life starts
On the highway, 'til it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg
He likes to kick me in the ass 'til it turns red
I hate my job, I hate it all
I wanna be a million dollar fucking rock star
Why!?
-Won't you get me a gig before I die?

[Chorus:]
Will write you a song song
Just as heavy as King Kong
While I'm smoking my bong bong

I wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar
'cause people tell me I could go pretty far
I need some kicks as I'm Kerry King licks
And get the chicks by the bar

Now it's lunchtime, cut the barbwire
I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap
Life is crazy, this job makes me
A suicidal freak feeling like crap
Why!?
-Won't you get me a gig before I die?

I will write you a song song
'cause I know how to pling plong
just like playing the ping pong

[Chorus]

I'll be getting the chi... Chicks by the bar
I'll be showing my tri... Tricks on guitar
They'll be blowing me bli... Blind in my car
I'll be throwing the sui... Suit on the yard
I'll be hitting my bo... Boss really hard
I'll be getting a bo... Bodyguard

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
That's how my daily life starts
On the highway, 'til it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
Why!?
-Won't you give me a gig before I die?

I will force you to sing sing
I will give you a ring ring
and you give me some bling bling

[Chorus]