Kinja Rules Lyrics

Lorna Mista Paper, Senator Pullman he just call. He ask how come ya don need no watah Norman Don't need water! Lorna Well, you let the barge go by He comin' to talk to you Norman Who is Senator Pullman anyway? Why do I have to signal the barge? Iris Welcome to the Caribbean, put on a shirt at least. The big enchilada is on his way Senator Pullman Mr. Norman Paperman, I presume? Joinin' us in Kinja for de tourist boom? Norman Norman Paperman at your service. Meeting the kingpin, I'm slightly nervous Pullman Mr. Paperman, I here to be your friend But there's just certain rules here we can not bend Paperman How about the water? My cistern's flat. Pullman Why sure, I come to take care of dat Chorus BUT You gotta play by Kinja rules Forget about da tings you learned in school We use a different box of tools And you gotta play by Kinja rules Pullman Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier He's bonded for GARDENER-dat why he here De Chief of Immigration a power in dis town Chief find out-your hotel close down Paperman Hereafter gardening's all he'll do I didn't know, I swear to you Pullman Doan' hoross yourself, it's okay mister De Chief of Immigration-she's my sister Chorus BUT You gotta play by Kinja rules Forget about that civics course you learned in school We ain't city folks, but we ain't fools And you gotta play by Kinja rules Pullman Stop! Paperman How about my water? Pullman Hold you hosses I come to dat Look at da chambermaid, she mighty fat And if dat alien have her baby here Dat baby an AMERICAN, free and clear De Secretary of Interior, he gonna rave And dat baby on your record From da cradle to da grave Your responsibility-I doan mean maybe Da bottom line sir, dat YOUR BABY Chorus You gotta play by Kinja rules Forget about da tings you learned in school We use a simple box of tools And you gotta play by Kinja rules Paperman I'll send her away-but this club's bone dry Pullman No problem, lots of watah you can buy Paperman Buy water, Senator? That's your advice? Pullman Chief of Public Works give you a special price Paperman Chief of public works Who's he-your brother? Pullman Ha ha, not bad she's Lorna's mother Chorus SO You gotta play by Kinja rules Forget about da tings you learned in school We use a different box of tools And you gotta play by Kinja rules Paperman Senator, I thank you. Now one thing's clear I've got to hire a Kinjan gondolier Pullman Now dat a problem- Paperman What's the reason Pullman No unemployment-it's high season Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat Paperman And I can't use an alien? Pullman Don't ask dat Paperman You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote Just tell me-who's going to row that boat? Pullman YOU gotta play by Kinja rules Forget about da tings you learned in school Just take it easy, play it cool But be sure to Paperman joins Pullman Play by Kinja rules Extra Chorus You gotta play by Kinja rules Forget about that civics course you learned in school God watches out for drunks and fools But forget the Ten Commandments here Kinja rules Kinja rules Kinja rules Kinja rules Pullman Norman Paperman, I feel you soon adjust to Kinja, hahaha