Lament For A Toy Factory Lyrics

Once upon a time

On the assembly line

Ran my brilliant designs

Made of plastic



Then the factory called me

Said ?We are appalled we feel

Your new designs are too drastic.?



What? Babies with buzz saws?

The bankers in charge

They lacked vision and imagination.





Chorus:

Challenge me, will you? Well, I'll show you all!

I'll see to it this wretched company falls.

I'm not just some nobody here doing time

You fat bastards need me and my brilliant mind!





so...they fired me.





All through the night

As I wept, I packed my explosives



dollies with knives

And gasoline filled super-soakers



Deep in my mind

My revenge grew ever corrosive





Chorus:



I invaded the building with my army of toys

As a fire rang out with a deafening noise, I screamed

?I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams

I'm the greatest creator this world's ever seen!?







Cackle as the fire crackles

As the toys attack 'em till they all fall down.



Climbing to the top, I hear a helicopter

Talking to me as the cops surround



Every corner of the factory

Gasoline. It's either them or me

Them or me!

To infinity!

To insanity!





All through the night

As I laughed, I set off my explosives



(screaming)



But alas I was detained

And they labeled me criminally insane.