Lyrics to Last Love Letter (skit)
So, how you feelin', girl?
Honestly, I just don't know.
Like, I feel like we was just startin' to get a thing for each other.
I just wish I never did this shit.
Yeah, I feel you, girl.
But that's what you get for fuckin' with Jalissa.
Sometimes I wish I never even met that girl.
Mmm.
You know what the worst part about it is?
Just when we started gettin' good...
Hold on, girl, somebody at the door.
I have a package for a, uh, Leah Watson.
If you could just sign right here.
Ah, who's man-ass voice is that?
Oh, nobody, it's just a package.
Who's the package for?
Hold on a second, who's this from?
It's a, a Tory, or a Mr. Tony, or...
Oh shit, girl, it's from Tory.
Okay...
You have a nice day.
Alright.
So what is it? What is it?
It's a note with a CD.
Oh, so what does the note say?
It says:
"You let me down, and I won't forget that.
But without givin' me things like that, I can't give you things like this."
Okay, well what the CD say?
It says, "Chixtape Si—"
Honestly, I just don't know.
Like, I feel like we was just startin' to get a thing for each other.
I just wish I never did this shit.
Yeah, I feel you, girl.
But that's what you get for fuckin' with Jalissa.
Sometimes I wish I never even met that girl.
Mmm.
You know what the worst part about it is?
Just when we started gettin' good...
Hold on, girl, somebody at the door.
I have a package for a, uh, Leah Watson.
If you could just sign right here.
Ah, who's man-ass voice is that?
Oh, nobody, it's just a package.
Who's the package for?
Hold on a second, who's this from?
It's a, a Tory, or a Mr. Tony, or...
Oh shit, girl, it's from Tory.
Okay...
You have a nice day.
Alright.
So what is it? What is it?
It's a note with a CD.
Oh, so what does the note say?
It says:
"You let me down, and I won't forget that.
But without givin' me things like that, I can't give you things like this."
Okay, well what the CD say?
It says, "Chixtape Si—"
