Lyrics to Last Orders
In the event of my demise
Come take a spoon and dig out both my eyes
I'll see no more the work of loves tender ties
In the event of my demise
Come the day I slip me wind (Come the day I slip me wind)
Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in
So I can't dream of her layin' there with him
Come the day I slip me wind
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
See the day I pop me clogs (See the day I pop me clogs)
Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs
The only good I'll be is food for all the bugs
See the day I pop me clogs
When I go tits-up in a box (When I go tits-up in a box)
Plant me o'er beneath that pile o' rocks
So I can't roam around and rattle all her locks
When I go tits-up in a box
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
When I've took my final bow (When I've took my final bow)
Don't fash yerself with all the when and how
If you weren't with me in the here and now
When I've took me final bow
When all my days have turned to night (When all my days have turned to night)
Stuff my lugs wi' all that straw and shite
So I can't hear her singing sweetly in the night
Oh that's the sound of blessed light
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
Come take a spoon and dig out both my eyes
I'll see no more the work of loves tender ties
In the event of my demise
Come the day I slip me wind (Come the day I slip me wind)
Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in
So I can't dream of her layin' there with him
Come the day I slip me wind
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
See the day I pop me clogs (See the day I pop me clogs)
Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs
The only good I'll be is food for all the bugs
See the day I pop me clogs
When I go tits-up in a box (When I go tits-up in a box)
Plant me o'er beneath that pile o' rocks
So I can't roam around and rattle all her locks
When I go tits-up in a box
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
When I've took my final bow (When I've took my final bow)
Don't fash yerself with all the when and how
If you weren't with me in the here and now
When I've took me final bow
When all my days have turned to night (When all my days have turned to night)
Stuff my lugs wi' all that straw and shite
So I can't hear her singing sweetly in the night
Oh that's the sound of blessed light
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold
Y'now I wouldn't dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
My Silesian girl (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil and solid gold)
