Last Resort (Alternate Version) Lyrics

Cut my cake into slices
This is my raspberry torte
No culination, no freezing
Don't give a fuck if potato needs peeling
This is my raspberry torte

Cut my cake into pieces
This is my raspberry torte
No culination, no freezing
Don't give a fuck if potato needs peeling
I'm just lazy - seek alternative mealing
Ready-cooked meals they're alright
If I ate McD's tonight
You never know that they might
Spit in burgers out of spite
And I contemplate Kentucky Fried...

'Cause I', eating some shite, found a pork rind,
Want BK double and a portion of fries
Eating some shite, found a pork rind
Want BK double and a portion of fries

I didn't realise I was getting too thin
No food on my plate, stomach empty within
Hungry, feeding on dry bread and eating from tins
Just add water, where do I begin
It all started when I lost my mother
Don't cook for myself, never cooked for another
Scavenge, to find a snack at pavement level
Finding nothing but Smarties and Revels

Eat pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pot Noodle's alright, leftovers fine
I'm nuking, not trying

I'm dining
I'm dining
I'm dining
I'm dining
I...Can't...Go...On...ea...ting...this...way

Slice my cake into pieces
I'll eat my raspberry torte
No culination, no freezing
Don't give a fuck if potato needs peeling
Ready-cooked meals they're alright
If I ate McD's tonight
You never know that they might
Spit in burgers out of spite
And I contemplate Kentucky Fried...

'Cause I', eating some shite, found a pork rind,
Want BK double and a portion of fries
Pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine

Pot Noodle's alright, leftovers fine
I'm nuking, not trying

I...CAN'T...GO...ON...EA...TING...THIS...WAY!

Can't go on
Eating this way
Noodles ain't
Right!