Les Femmes Chaussées Lyrics

Cro-Magnon women did her stuff With hand and foot both hard and tough And unencumbered thus she ran Alongside her cro-magnon man Refrain Les femmes chaussées, les femmes chaussées les femmes chaussées, les femmes chaussées les femmes chaussées, les femmes chaussées les femmes chaussées chaussées The ancient asian thought it neat To bind his baby daughter's feet A hobbling woman stayed at home While husband's feet were free to roam To Louis Quinze the honour goes For donning heels with pointy toes But when those shoes began to uex He passed them to the other sex Victorian woman hid her looks Laced up and bound by buttonhooks And bloomer girls who made the news Took off the skirts but left the shoes Now modern women has a choice Politically she's found her voice But she'll have podriatic woes 'til she's free from heel to toe Now all humanitarians Know heels are for barbarians Lets add this to our list of goals We'll kick them suckers off our souls