Let's Play Army! Lyrics

(Joe)And now why did I sign up for this?
Why couldn't I have stopped and thought
I did't mean to get into this shit
But the reason why I'm in it is my fault
And the stupid nazi's wont let me quit

(Nick)They travel around the hallways in packs
You can tell by there faces there brainwashed lads
They don't know any better about america than I do
And yet they think they no more
And Are joining the army really soon
They like the reppitation of beings nuts?
(Joe) What the fuck?

(Nick)Why not?
(Joe)Why not?
(Nick)Why not brainwash me
(Joe)So the armys my dream
(Nick)Am I being rude,
(Joe)sorry
(Both)I just hate playing army

(Nick)And I *haha* didn't plan on it this way
This class is so fuckin' gay
The only best part is I have it every other day
And now why do you always say it has nothing to with army?
Why can't you let me quit and say your sorry

(Joe)They try to tell me I'm a descrase
And that I won't live much longer
So I scream in there face
And tell them, I am not your toy soldier!

(nick) Why not?
(joe) why not?
(nick) Why not brainwash me
(Joe) So the armys my dream
(nick) Am I being rude
(Joe) sorry
(Both) I just hate playing army

(Nick)Shoot,
(Joe) shoot,
(Nick)drill,
(Joe)drill,
(Nick)kill,
(Joe)kill
Fuck this!

(Nick)Why not?
(Joe)Why not?
(Nick)Why not brainwash me
(Joe)So the armys my dream
(Nick)Am I being rude,
(Joe) sorry
(Both)I just hate playing army