Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous Lyrics

Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew They wanna do a story 'bout me and you They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard There'll be cameras on their shoulders We'll be readin' cue cards Leave them long johns on the line If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine They're gonna put us on Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous They wanna see us go hog wild Over beans and barbecue They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks The holes in all our socks Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Tell 'em bout your mama and the bowling league Tell 'em bout junior and his baseball team I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall I'll blow a few times on my new duck call Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays They're gonna put us on Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous They wanna see us go hog wild Over beans and barbecue They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks The holes in all our socks Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Yeah our idea of high class livin' Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night Our Champagne and Caviar Is an RC cola and a moon pie