Love Me Lyrics

Each and every day,
I wait for my cardboard home to open
I patiently, pleading,
Hope that they'll pick me
But every time I'm discarded

Bertie Botts, oh, Bertie Botts
Why do you shun me?
Why do you leave me alone?
You create me, you flavor me
And no one likes me
I'm the lonely vomit flavored bean

When I'm chosen
I can't be more joyful, happy
I'm free, I'm wild
Until I'm spit upon the grass
Oh life's just not fair for me....

Bertie Botts, oh, Bertie Botts
Why do you shun me?
Why do you leave me alone?
You create me, you flavor me
And no one likes me
I'm the lonely vomit flavored bean
I just want someone to like
Someone to love me tenderly
But oh, I'm alone, so alone...

Bertie Botts, oh, Bertie Botts
Why do you shun me?
Why do you leave me alone?
You create me, you flavor me
And no one likes me
I'm the lonely vomit flavored bean

So won't you love me?
The vomit flavored bean