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- All My Clothes Are Brown lyrics
- Catch The Pigeon lyrics
- Chance Of A Lunchtime lyrics
- Dear John Exam lyrics
- Diary Of Spengler lyrics
- Drink Till I'm Sick Polka lyrics
- Here With Me lyrics
- Hey Lags! Nice Slacks!! lyrics
- Holiday In Casablanca lyrics
- I'd Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Full Frontal Lobotomy lyrics
- Kalimbah! lyrics
- My Girlfriend's Dad Runs A Sweatshop lyrics
- Party's Next Door lyrics
- Petrol Fumes lyrics
- Picture Of You lyrics
- Play Faster lyrics
- Problem With Numbers lyrics
- Rocket Science? lyrics
- Six Feet Forward lyrics
- The Cheesiest Line lyrics
- The Cunningly Titled "ska Song" lyrics
- The One Minute Love Song lyrics
- There Is No "i" In Scene lyrics
- Unlucky Strike lyrics
- Watford Pride lyrics
- What Do You Know? lyrics
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