Machopussy Lyrics

You take so much pride in your apathy
You got to claim it for yourself
'Cause you were here before me

You got your feet of clay in your house of glass
You got to put on brand-new shoes
So you can kick my ass

You gotta sleep all day - you gotta drink at night
Well, you gotta sleep with one eye open
Be prepared for a fight

So get on over here and show me
What it is you want to prove
Come on over here, Macho-pussy
I got something to say to you

You gotta work your abs - you gotta do your hair
You got to keep up your appearance
Keep your enemies scared

You gotta shoot your gun - you gotta throw the goat
Well you can't ride roller-coasters
'Cause you're not in control

Well, your jeans are tight and your hair is long
But you'll kill any motherfucker
Who says you're wrong

Now slide on over here, my friend, tell me
All that you can do
Macho-pussy, drive on up the pike
I got things I want to say to you

Well there's something creeping up inside
That wasn't there before
So crawl on over here and I'll make you
Wish you were never born
Get on over here, big man
Let's see what you wanna prove
Yeah, get up out of your hole, Macho-pussy
I've found a use for you

Well, you can eat glass - yeah, you can drink sand
And you will fuck all the girls you want
Just to show us you can

Well you got skin of stone over paper bones
You act so big and tough, man
But it's all a show

You got your lipsticked face halfway up your ass
And you hope your lack of substance
Makes up for lack of mass

So get on over here, you waste of sperm
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Get down on your knees, you sorry sucker
I got a job for you

You take so much pride in your apathy
Well, you thought you claimed her as your own
But she's moved on to me

You got to sleep all night - you gotta sweat all day
'Cause what's no longer yours
Is gonna make you pay

You got your feet of clay in your house of glass
You got to put your lip gloss on
So you can kiss my ass...