Mad Professer Lyrics

Mad ProfesserHe He He Oh shit he's hereHiHi ya doingIs this the right place for that furniture ahhYeah sure is come on inPretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch ehYeah we got some um take a look at the upholstery right thereThat's pretty fuckin nice Wooh! You all right?I ain?t seen upholstery like that since shit like back in the Mother Fucker!You want my couch?You mother fucker!I need your muther fuckin brain!You can't have my couch!What da the fuck you thinking?Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table!I was never popular this I'll admit Fuck school School never liked me Cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free timeWell where my time was spentI made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluckthen it was deadI made a lot of things thoughLike a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeahBut im still lonely I need a hmieSo I collected limbs and made me a zombieI could have made me a girlie friendBut fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professorI will build a friend for meYou can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you liveThat's right why you don't like itI mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like?Hehe Shut up bitchGive me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazyI killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80They all chipped in on my special friendEverything helps even if you got a finger to lend come onI hear the other children outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"Trunks full this parts wackSomehow I gotta attach this nut sackShit fuck I'm sawing off an elbowLooking at the meter on my quazar sifterLowOr better yet look out the fuckin windowI see a storm comin it's all most time to rollScrew the head on come on comeIt's the dugish rugish boneOK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertzFuck shit didn't work So this is like where you liveThat's right why you don't like itI mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like?Hehe Shut up bitchGive me your tippie toes Hey Hey you call for a wreckerSure did come on inI got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go aheadÉOh muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying panWhat's up what that braYou crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurtsCome hereI'm gonna fuck you upGet back hereHe's trying to kill me It wasn't always easy let me tell yaBut fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failureI put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minuteYou hear that? YeahIt's alive I just gotta wake it upHand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pauseI ain't cleaning his draws man fuck thatGet him set get 'im ready its all most timePaint his ugly ass face up almost like mineI see him twitching I'm on a rollHe can help me tell the whole world about the carnivalTurn the hertz all the way up for this shitAnd just wait for that lightning bolt to hitDid it work you make the call?"Shaggy ?"What up Y'all? You can call me mad professorI will build a friend for meYou can call me mad professor We will rule eternity