Make My Boobies (One More Size) Lyrics

Oh booby booby
Oh booby booby

Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right, no
My boobies boobies
my breasts are completely faux
And now my sweater's tight, yeah

Surgery I want to be a D
Bigger mammaries
I want them to show now
No "B" cups

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Oh baby baby
I got double d's
It's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
Your so big and oh, so new
That's just the way I planned it

Golly rolling stones was naughty
See me baby barely wearing clothes now
Because

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these
Paid for these
I look thirty-two
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Boobies
Oh... Oh
Boobies, I lie about you
I'll make up something
I'll say they grew

Boobies, when I jump around
They keep on movin'
Each one weighs 15 pounds
I did not have surgery
My chest is growin'
It's just puberty

They grew like crazy
I was asleep
I was an A cup now I'm a D
They grew like crazy
You believe me, right?
My boobies got so huge almost over-night!

They grew like crazy
Those things ain't cheap
I'm so inflated unless they leak
They grew like crazy
You believe me, right?
My boobies got so huge almost over-night!


(Thanks to RuaBlaidd for correcting these lyrics)