Manchester Rap Lyrics

Are ya right or what? (x4)

Well, I went for a stroll just the other day
I called in at the paper shop and what did he say?
He said, "Pay your bill 'cause you owe 3 weeks
If you don't pay up, we're gonna break your knees"

Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?

Talkin' to me mate the other night
He says you're comin' to the match 'cause there's gonna be a fight
I says, "No right, I dont want a fight,
I'm off down the chippy 'cause I fancy a bite"

Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin down the chippy?
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin down the chippy?

I was waitin at the bus-stop for the 105, when this voice comes over, loud and live,
She turns to her mate, she says, "What's your game? Why don't you lend us a fag?"
And what was her name?
It wasn't Elaine or Debbie or Shane,
It wasn't Kevin, it wasn't Wayne
It was Maxine, it was Maxine
And what did she say?
She says, "Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gasping
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gasping"

Are you right or what?
Are you comin down the chippy?
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gasping (x2)

Mindin' me own in the comfort of me home when me peace is interupted by me tart on the phone,
She goes, "Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right? I've got the shoppin here and it's not so pigging light so get your car 'round here, and give us an hand"
"Shush," says I, "I'm very nearly canned"
She goes mad at me, right, she really makes a fuss at me helpful suggestion that she go and get the bus

"Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right,
Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right"
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gasping
Are you right or what?
Are you comin down the chippy? (x2)

Get the beer in double up, double up
Get the beer in double up, double up
"Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gasping"
Are you right or what?
Are you comin down the chippy?
Get the beer in, double up double up
Get the beer in double up double up
"Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gasping
Are you right or what?
Are you comin down the chippy?

So I went to the pub for some fun and frollics
This fella comes up tries to knee me in the groin
Says, "Oi, you, it's your round, it's nearly last orders so off your pound"

Get the beer in, double up double up

Are you right or what? (x4)