Lyrics to Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!
VERSUS!
THE MARIO BROTHERS!
BEGIN
Wright Bros:
Both:
We're the Wright Brothers, and there cant be no other
We dont wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?
Orville:
Because your princess is in OUR castle now!
Wilbur:
Yeah, she's gone
Orville:
We stayed up all night
Wilbur:
Playing Donkey Kong!
Orville:
Before us people only used to fly in balloons!
Wilbur:
You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms?
Orville:
You shoulda-coulda-woulda-gonna lose an extra life
Wilbur:
So just dunna-dunna-dunna
Both:
Right back in your pipe!
Mario Bros:
Mario:
Its a me! Mario!
Luigi:
And luigi mother*coin sound*
Mario:
Why dont ya get back in your Bi-Plane and make out with each other?
Luigi:
I mean look at these two! Their lives must have been horrible!
Mario:
Two dorky dudes
Luigi:
Named Wilbur and Orville!
Mario:
You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly you should have just eaten this leaf!
Luigi:
You should eat something anyway! Look at you so skinny!
Mario:
You might fly like a hawk
Luigi:
But you fight like a kitty!
Wright Bros:
Orville:
We dont need to fight!
Wilbur:
We're the fathers of flight!
Representing North Carolina, aiiiiight!
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller
Orville:
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller!
Wilbur:
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you somethin'
Orville:
We're gonna beat you so fast its like we're holding down the B-Button!
Mario Bros:
Mario:
We're serving up an 8-Bit fist!
Luigi:
Made to order!
Mario:
And we'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters
Both:
Like POW!
Luigi:
How you like me now?
Mario:
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!
Both:
You'll get pummeled!
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!
Luigi:
We've been dropping Bob-Ombs since we started this song!
Mario:
Sorry Wright Brothers...
Both:
This time you chose wrong!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!
VERSUS!
THE MARIO BROTHERS!
BEGIN
Wright Bros:
Both:
We're the Wright Brothers, and there cant be no other
We dont wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?
Orville:
Because your princess is in OUR castle now!
Wilbur:
Yeah, she's gone
Orville:
We stayed up all night
Wilbur:
Playing Donkey Kong!
Orville:
Before us people only used to fly in balloons!
Wilbur:
You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms?
Orville:
You shoulda-coulda-woulda-gonna lose an extra life
Wilbur:
So just dunna-dunna-dunna
Both:
Right back in your pipe!
Mario Bros:
Mario:
Its a me! Mario!
Luigi:
And luigi mother*coin sound*
Mario:
Why dont ya get back in your Bi-Plane and make out with each other?
Luigi:
I mean look at these two! Their lives must have been horrible!
Mario:
Two dorky dudes
Luigi:
Named Wilbur and Orville!
Mario:
You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly you should have just eaten this leaf!
Luigi:
You should eat something anyway! Look at you so skinny!
Mario:
You might fly like a hawk
Luigi:
But you fight like a kitty!
Wright Bros:
Orville:
We dont need to fight!
Wilbur:
We're the fathers of flight!
Representing North Carolina, aiiiiight!
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller
Orville:
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller!
Wilbur:
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you somethin'
Orville:
We're gonna beat you so fast its like we're holding down the B-Button!
Mario Bros:
Mario:
We're serving up an 8-Bit fist!
Luigi:
Made to order!
Mario:
And we'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters
Both:
Like POW!
Luigi:
How you like me now?
Mario:
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!
Both:
You'll get pummeled!
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!
Luigi:
We've been dropping Bob-Ombs since we started this song!
Mario:
Sorry Wright Brothers...
Both:
This time you chose wrong!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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